You tell this tale as if you’re the only one on earth wearing glasses.

I’ve worn glasses since I was eight.

Get better masks.

That’s still an appallingly high number of very stupid people.

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

How will this land for people who generally find Fred Armisen highly irritating?

Stoned or not, in-character all the time or not, Wesley Snipes was the least of Blade III’s problems.

It’s actually an 80's wagon experience still on sale well into the 90's.

I’m still shocked this is a “thing”... a perfectly serviceable vehicle, built for a specific purpose, “converted” into a more expensive, less-flexible, slower-to-refuel, heavier, less-practical version of the original.

So just a typical black market church school full of softcore porn, got it

No likes for Stephen Colbert now. He’s an unfunny Christian nerd, like Todd Flanders grew up and got his own talkshow.

What pronunciation are they trying to invoke? “Trax?” Like, “see my tracks on these non-paved places I drove!” Or, like, the dino? 

You should. Accessibility is part of health care and health care is a human right. We’ve really been beaten down by capitalism.

Who the hell is telling you to wear a mask in your own house you freaking moron??? NO ONE! THAT’S WHO!

Maybe if they were wearing masks early in this, my husband would still be alive.

Masks protect others from you, dumbfuck. Please read at least one Goddamn article about how they work from a reputable news source.

Those guys are hollywood. These guys are the real deal.

It appears you don’t understand the purpose of the mask. It’s not like a gas mask or a painter’s mask. You aren’t wearing it to filter virus out of the air you’re breathing IN. You wear the mask to protect those around you from the air you’re breathing OUT (exhaling/coughing/sneezing) because YOU COULD BE AN…

Wow almost everything you’ve said is wrong according to the trained scientists I’d much rather listen to than to some stranger on the internet in a comment section. 

Wear a mask you fucking clown. I’m surprised a science denier even knows what an app is. Go actually read some scientific literature you imbecile.