I hate when dudes rap about how much they like fucking. I see nothing wrong with applying that same standard to Cardi and Meg. That doesn’t mean mocking them, it just means ignoring some of their content and snickering when writers act like this routine is ground breaking and revelatory. Foxy Brown, Eve, Li’l Kim off…

Tab? You can’t have you a tab unless you order something!

I think you have managed to choose two vehicles which combined definitely outstrip my C5 Allroad 6mt in maintenance and reliability issues while both being not as punchy or comfortable on road.

your fly is open

Still don’t know why the solution to the racist police state is to change voice actors for PoC characters.

So we can officially declare social media a mistake now, right? Like the verdict is in?

actually it’s like bragging about network numbers during a fucking pandemic.

If the Board of Education is still holding its meetings on Zoom, maybe that’s not the time to open the schools.

When I was your age, we had to jerk off with rotary phones. And just a few generations ago, if you wanted to jerk off, you had to go wait in line at the telegram office. 

V-grin may have had some unintended connotations. 

HOLY HELL!! They got the slapshift right!!

If I constantly have to go elsewhere to get information about vehicles, why come to Jalopnik at all.  Now stop being so dramatic.

Seriously, how many of us are reading this at work and can’t take 5-10 minutes to watch a video? I almost exclusively read this site while I am at work.

I won’t spoil the story for you

Perhaps the picture of a cornfield may help.

eh, 10k for an 8 year old hot hatch fiat? 

Just get a Whirley Pop.  Mine’s 20 years old and still makes the best popcorn

I’m convinced! You are an ignorant dipshit!

First Volvo: 2009 C-30 R-design, saw it on Twilight and loved it and hands down one of the best and funnest cars to drive I’ve owned/driven.