It’s fucking amazing to me that spending at least $11 billion to improve commute times is more politically viable that just adding real mass transit to an area desperately in need of it. 

I definitely would’ve missed all those shoehorned puns if you hadn’t italicized them, thanks for that 

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

In Michael Chabon’s Telegraph Avenue, there’s a chapter about a character’s childhood that is 12 pages long (or 11, depends on the edition, I think). Despite the chapter/sentence, I found the book to be an enjoyable read, though that’s neither here nor there. What I’m trying to say is, no matter what Billy’s trying to…

I always found it embarrassing for the pro athlete when they make a giant deal out of scoring. Like the chiefs RB scoring touchdowns against the patriots and doing a bunch of dancing and stuff. Then sony michel ices the game and just hands the ball to the ref.

Haisley gonna Haisley

And yet it’s only when you appreciate that the man standing before the crowd and the cameras radiating such imperious energy is Gerard Deulofeu, a tantalizingly promisingyoung talent who’s neither quite as promising nor quite as young as he once was, a star nowhere other than in his own mind, only then can you begin…

When a rotation player on a mid-major college basketball team in the NCAA tournament finds the ball in his hands at the end of an unexpectedly close game against a team from a power conference, and throws up a shot that falls through the net right as the buzzer sounds, giving his team the upset victory, and in…

I’m just at a loss for words.

I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA says the man typing on a computer filled with rare eath metals. Who built a house on a lake.....cutting down trees in the process.....hiring drivers to deliver materials while matting down the undergrowth.....while commuting to and from work in a ICE powered vehicle.....while eating farm raised…

After five years of a 1/2 mile walk in which I had to cross a busy street with lights and crosswalks from my train station to my office in Arlington, VA, I never came close to being run over by a car. I lost count of how many cyclists nearly ran me over in the crosswalk when blasting through red lights. I actually did…

All alone except for flight crew, yet he still had to take a selfie. 

Oh no, I get it. It is just a very poorly written sentence. Thanks for the hand holding though, first time in years! Does this mean you like like me?

The hypocrisy is great with the deadspin

It may not be strictly true that all 18 -22 year old boys are sociopaths, but it is a good first approximation.

I was a pledge for two days at a frat in a university in the south. Day two they put a paper bag over my head and threw me down some stairs. I got up and hit the first person I saw as hard as I could. I wasn’t allowed to pledge anymore after that.

Go back to your Incel Hive on Reddit where you don’t have to worry about running into an opinion that differs from yours. Fucking snowflake.