I’m guessing bong hits is what led you, and subsequently all of us, to this point.

All I can think of when I look at your bike is how sore it would make my wrists to ride it. Where do you put your hands so you can comfortably and easily reach the brakes?  

The turbo in my Volvo wagon kicks in at about 1700 rpms in “regular” mode. It’s not as though you have to wait for the power.  It’s there, quickly.  

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It’s good to know your enemy.

What age is that?  

Yeah this is desperate last-gasp type stuff. Gas engines are going away and instead of understanding that and moving in a logical new direction they are simply trying to wring as much cash out of this old, stupid platform as they can, and people will eat it up.

Does adding weight and horsepower increase off-road performance? Didn’t you do a bunch of crawling in Moab with about 1/8 of the horsepower of this giant dick wagger?

It’s not worth it anyway.  You really aren’t missing much.  There are a 1000 good shows on a 1000 different platforms.  HBO not signing on with Roku is a blessing - it’s one less platform to slog through.

How do you feel about Horatio Hornblower?

Why did you make me do that?  

If I take my classic farther than about 50 miles, I make sure I have my small tool kit with me which includes all the basics.  I just need the bag to fit in the car, not in my pants pocket.  

Please post pics when you get the spinners.

Well.  That looks like a gopher.  I am not sure what is going on with the Britney/Justin denim interior, but I think it should be reconsidered.

They wouldn’t challenge me in a church.

But he’s a Republican and they are all bad?  I am so confused.  

He was obviously impeached, he just was not removed from office as a result. Much like Clinton before him was impeached and not removed. The two are mutually exclusive.

It’s worth watching for a couple reasons. Obviously seeing the guy get eaten by a bear is cathartic, but it’s also pretty great to hear Herzog say the word “peninsula” in his thick accent.

This show sucks and Baldwin obviously sucks, but you need to take a deep breath.  Taking such offense regarding a sign on a sketch comedy show is a bit much, no?  

I don’t believe your tale of talking tough at the hardware store.