I told the guy if he interrupted me one more time I was going to kick his entire wife directly up his ass. It was going to be a complicated process, but one I was prepared to undertake. So, no? 

It sounds like she has lost her job and her dog for the crime of “being an asshole one morning when she was startled by a guy yelling at her about her dog.” I was an asshole to guy at a sandwich shop today after he was an asshole to me. I don’t think he should lose his job as a result.

Aren’t all advertisers on Fox channels subsidizing the network?

How dare you. That kind of thinking does not fit the narrative. This guy being an asshole and saying vaguely threatening things to a woman, who is essentially alone in the woods, is not the story. The story is that a white lady called the cops on a black guy and mentioned his race in the phone call. That makes her a…

One white guy climbing the pyramids doesn’t make pyramid climbing a “white thing.” It makes it a thing a white guy did once.  

Weird that your repairs didn’t work.  I mean, videos make it seem like you fellas know exactly what you’re doing.

I keep a collapsible bucket in the back seat and some clean towels in the seat back pockets. I also keep a healthy supply of reassurances as my son always feels awful after barfs in the car. 

How is not feeding squirrels "making them starve?" If you don't feed them, they get food elsewhere. These aren't house cats. 

Sounds like the only way to beat them is to give in. Maybe you don't need to nail feeders up for rodents that do fine without the additional help? Would you have to cull them if you had not been feeding them? 

Sounds like a you problem. The other fella seems to have it all worked out. 

My mom bought one of these new. I would pay $7200 for a used one with 300,000 miles. They are pretty impressive. This one happens to be about 6 miles from me so maybe I'll take a look. 

Looks like 20" Heico's and some caliper paint. 

“And when they spin around with the steering wheel... I know people have strong opinions about this, but I hate it. A control as critical as shifting needs to happen in the same place all the time.”

It's weird to think that second rate tools made from low quality materials sold at a retailer known for pedaling absolute junk would be a problem. If it can save your life, go ahead and spend money on it. Like brakes and tires. 

You may very well be the worst mechanic to ever write a column espousing his mechanical aptitude. You don’t know what you are doing and that lack of knowledge is compounded by your lack of ability to keep a schedule. Maybe try doing things correctly and not at the very last minute. It doesn’t make for great story…

I saw an American Crow the other day. It was not that impressive. What was impressive was watching it steal a baby Starling from a nest, drop the baby bird about 6 feet from where I was sitting and then pick the little bugger up and fly off and eat it. I was too busy saying “I didn’t know they did that” to get a good…

If I move all the shit on the left side in front of the drill press, I can fit a car about 70% inside. I've kind of moved from a garage for working on cars to a metal workshop. I just work on the car outside. 

This doesn't help answer the question that was asked at all. Not even a little bit. 

My old soccer coach drove a CJ5. He’s in the federal pen for being a kiddie toucher. Coincidence?

Is “numbers matching” a thing with Jeeps?