Don't forget to slendro that gamelan.

Those are shorts, not pants. Right?

That's what I get for not working on Memorial Day. THANKS, MEMORIAL DAY.

Ha, that's pretty weird. What are the odds something about the barbarian happens before the end of the day? Or the…anime detective?

I can only make that joke so many times. http://www.avclub.com/artic…

As relevant to TV as French monarchs are, I believe the award is sponsored by the cognac, so that's where the name comes from.

He just wants to get some Spider-Man t-shirrrrrrrts!

This seems like a fun debate. Obviously Pikachu is one of them, maybe Mewtwo?

If there's one thing I know it's the names of TV shows.

Wait…yeah. What the fuck? I didn't even notice that.

#SixteenSeasonsAndAMovie

"Doctor, this man dipped his roast beef sandwich in too much juice!"

Have you guys heard of this thing called the sun? Pretty wild stuff out there.

Hokey religions and proper spelling are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Like, you know, whatever.

This would've been my second pick. Very good song, and an excellent pick for right after that brutal ending.

Wait until you see a picture of him. You still won't be sure if it's a joke.

Don't you see? Wanting to be Magneto is what makes you different!

My skin sparkles in the sun. Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

I, SouthSideSam Barsanti, am merely the head of the Barsanti. There are many of us.