As far as ad dollars go, Koch Brothers Present Scott Walker will be a tough one.

A few seasons later they can do Court Of Owls. That should be a good one.

Did someone mention renowned symbology professor Robert Langdon?

FINALLY.

Who's character on what show?

Isn't that how it works? Why would a movie called Episode 1 not be the first movie? What kind of an idiot would start with, I dunno, episode 4?

Huh. So they spend a lot of time on the Internet, then?

These Phindians sound like a fun crowd.

Brilliant!

I wanted to do a whole thing where I photoshop Beck and Kanye into the Times Square kiss, but, eh, I don't have time for that.

Yes! The title track is great, but Holland 1945 (which falls somewhere between Fool and Oh Comely) is my personal favorite.

I'm gonna get serious because this is a serious issue: It's a line from Communist Daughter, a song off of In The Aeroplane Over The Sea, which is THE best album ever made.

The Space Pope is the bigger nerd here, as I believe Supergirl's real name is Kara Zor-El. This is also why Kryptonian women are usually just referred to by the one name, I think.

I just got nervous that I had completely gotten the name of the movie wrong in multiple articles.

Sweet! Let me just go update my character sheet.

I'm just punk'n you guys. Only SouthSideSam is the true SouthSideSam!

Yeah, I agree!

Honestly, that sounds like a good use of your time. Hey, let's all do that!

Eh, I'd probably still resign in disgrace.

I'm willing to wager all of my integrity as a legitimate journalist on that point. If the next few X-Men movies come around and there are no X-Men in them, I will resign in disgrace.