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Hey now, that doesn't make those comments any less important.

Do I need you guys, or do you guys need me? Tonight we'll find out.

I should have, but maybe if you search for "super gross" it'll come up anyway.

It took me a long time to find the perfect vehicle for the Gameologicar. This one showed off the logo the best, and had the added benefit of looking really silly.

Looks like my job here is done.

Maybe…

Me, writing this Newswire: "Wasn't the show called We're The Millers? What's We're The Millers?"

What? C'mon, we're not crazy—I'm…I'm not crazy.

It's not always as sexy as you people make it out to be, but I like to think we have fun.

Troy Baker is basically the new Nolan North, so casting him as Drake would be HILARIOUS.

That was half on purpose.

I distinctly remember it being Homestar-esque.

Would it even really be the Suicide Squad without Waller, though? I feel like DC saw GOTG—an obscure comic about a team of assholes—and wanted to do the same thing.

I KNOW!

I just want everyone to get their money's worth.

That line is second only to "I thought he was a turkey I SWEAR TO GOD" in terms of incredible Showalter deliveries.

Actually, I'd watch a whole show of that.

But still, it's just a real life version of the time Patty and Selma suggested that Springfield change its name to Seinfeld. [cue bass riff]

Everybody knows that.

Boy, that would sure be silly…