This was my impression

I forget exactly when this happened, but probably 8-10 years ago the NCAA added pitch clocks: 20 seconds with no one on, and at that same time there was a 90 second clock between innings (120 for TV games). Of all of the games I worked after this was enacted, I had to call a 90 second violation once (stickler coach…

When the fuck did Goff throw for 229 yards last night? I know it's true but it felt like 100...with all of them going 5 yards or less... 

Fangio. I love Nagy, but he does jack shit with the defense. Glad the Bears got another head coach of defense in Pagano so they can just keep that program going.

Who the hell do you think you are, speaking thoughtfully and with so much nuance?

But seriously, thanks for your work as an umpire and ref, and this take is the right take.

Police are desperate for leads, but have not received any tips.

“Correction: all but one of you are fired, the other gets a set a steak knives.”

Thank god it wasn’t Durex stadium, who know’s what they have been checking for.

I actually had to explain this to one of my employers. They were offended that I said we weren’t friends! I told her, we can be friendly, but we’ll never be friends, I work for you.

Stupid has a distinct odor.

He knew he wasn’t Crosby

I’d love to hear Jim Ross’s take on this. He retweeted the list earlier tonight, but didn’t comment on it.

I have heard that pate is one of the worst things you can buy because of the way the animals are treated (force feeding, etc.). I haven’t done a lot of research into it because I am a wimp and it’s not like pate is my favorite food, so I figured I can live without it. Due to my ignorance this may be a dumb question…

You got EVERY call vs Kentucky

And he said it to the refs face. What's that saying about umpires? The magic word for ejection isn't 'fuck', 'shit,' or 'damn', it's 'you.'

Bad thing; Hawk, good thing; SAYYYYYONAAAAARA BABY!!

There's no place on here for reasoned discourse and logic. What's your problem?

It took me a week to realize those fake names were racist. At first, I thought they were the names of the umpires in Bases Loaded.

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."