Tots are not fries and you are the worst person the world has ever known.

Does it help to be wide-hipped to begin with? I'm fairly large – not as in extra weight, but big boned and athletic – and my hips are the worst. I was hoping there would be at least one thing they're useful for.

Okay, so when I was getting bigger, I had the worst hip/lower abdominal pains. Your hips widen when you're pregnant, and hoo-boy, could I feel it. I was achey for a few weeks. I think it's the lateral muscle or ligament that holds your abs in that gets stretched, and that hurt like a bitch both when I was growing and…

Does he buy her an extra big Mother's Day bouquet every year?

See my reply to see you in rach-hell.

Unless you want to be peeing when you sneeze at some point in your life: Kegels, kegels, kegels. With or without pregnancy.

Ughhh the more I read about the ~untold~ consequences of pregnancy, the more I think having babies young is the way to go. Too bad I'm not interested in having kids until years from now. Womp womp.

So very tired of the sensationalist "pregnancy is yucky and fucks up your immaculate pristine perfectly functioning at all times body" bullshit. Grow up.

I'm so sick of the "these poor boys, look what you are doing to their life" mentality. This guy is a rapist. He's probably raped girls before Daisy and girls after Daisy. Why not? It's been proven that he can get away with it. Not only get away with it but get the girl punished by the whole town! They burned…

That sheriff needs to be fired yesterday. Something tells me he's being paid by Rex Burnett to keep his grandson out of jail. Or perhaps they're close friends. Whatever the case may be, he needs to be replaced by someone who will actually do their job. Does he really expect us to believe that 10 girls who accuse the…

Did anyone see tweet this rapist fuck posted once he got into college? After everything that went down in Maryville? It went something like this: "if her name starts with abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, she wants the D."

everything about dancing with the stars creeps me out and idk why

What do you have against actually trying this case in court?

The nostalgia is phantasmagorical & OMG!!!!!! CAN I HAVE JIVE PILLS TOO?

Thanks for sharing your experience. I wasn't trying to sound judgmental of the culture. I think it would be great if people could decorate however the heck they wanted to (even if the guy in this article seems kind of douchey). But there are all kinds of cultural and economic factors that go into design, so I guess…

well clearly he is waiting on his future bride to make it for him. he is strong like bull but making a bed is womans work.

I kind of love tacky rich people in general. Just goes to show money can't buy class or style. Though probably it can buy you an equally tacky wife.

How do you dry your bum off? I see no hand towels in the picture. Or do you put your pants back on with a wet ass? Serious question, I've always wondered how the bidet works.

Bro. You can afford a better suit.

I kind of love the gaudy Eastern European/Russian aesthetic. I feel like they have more freedom to really go nuts with their style.