“This is a title that we imagine could live on the spine of a book next to J.R.R. Tolkien’s other classics.”

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FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

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YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HIMYM was my favorite show. Hands down. I even tried to convince myself the finale wasn’t terrible when it aired.

But it was. It ruined the show. A show I used to rewatch every few months I haven’t even made it past the first few episodes since the finale when I’ve tried to watch it. I’m still upset. It was such a let…

Giving him a disability, while marginalizing his charming aspects—was it supposed to make all of us feel OK with her disdain and deceit? Because it makes me feel worse/sad and puts a sour taste in my mouth about how someone should treat another human being in partnership. And Just Like That—I give up on all of them.

Steve has always been my favorite of the men/romantic partners to the main characters. He is cute, funny, sexy, and caring. I always feel like he has gotten the short shrift when it comes to a story line, and how his character ends up. I think of all the characters (along with Harry) he is most deserving of a happily…

I am a left-handed Wear OS user. And honestly, it never occurred to me to reverse the bands on my watch and put the buttons towards my wrist. I've always - since I started wearing a regular dumb watch decades ago - worn watches with the crown going up my arm. It's never been a big deal to me. And with Wear OS, I have…

People claiming Betty White died due to the COVID vaccine is basically that Sarah Silverman joke made real: “My grandmother recently passed. She was 96, so naturally I suspect foul play."

If you are gonna budget snipe, I wouldn’t take aim at the good projects like JWST ($200m a year over its lifetime, run by universities and non-profits with publicly available data in the name of science) when there are plenty of insanely bad projects to take aim at ($1 Trillion yearly military budget).

Yeah, isn’t obscuring your license plate illegal? Why weren’t they pulled over by the cops HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Sorry, couldn’t keep a straight face even when I was typing that.

The 20's really needed a win.  Got one now.

It’s gone beautifully so far. Now it’s months of fine-tuning the secondary mirror and all 18 segments of the primary mirror, and then we get to see the payoff of all the blood, sweat, and tears of the thousands of engineers and technicians involved in its design, construction, and launch.  It’s truly magnificent to…

I personally would love to see them try to put headphones on cats.

I’ll be frank, friend. It’s easier to say that now, and it doesn’t really get to the larger point: that while the TERF stuff isn’t in the content of the book, the goblin/Jewish stuff is, and is frankly in a LOT of myth/fantasy/sci-fi stuff, and we ALL just take it for granted, and literally billions of people don’t…

Yeah, “I don’t wan to ruffle any feathers..” is about as transparent as “I’m not racist but...”

Here’s the thing: these dipshits LIKE getting ratio’d on Twitter. Every time they tweet some dumbass opinion or get in a fight with an ice cream sandwich or something, they get a million people going “Hell ya brother greetings from my mom’s basement!” and never see the billion people going “You dumb bitch.”

I don’t go the Amazon route, either, but I have a lot of confidence in Project N95 and their supply. https://www.projectn95.org/

Yeah, I’d love to fucking move on.  But I’ve got two kids under 5 that can’t be vaccinated yet.  I have to think about them.  And yes, it’s going to be endemic, but our hospitals are fucking full.  Right now.  So stop being a selfish asshole, and think about others for a minute.

Honestly post Covid, I may opt to wear a mask during cold and flu(and probably Covid) season going forward. After bird flu in Asian, a lot of people there do it every year now. It just makes sense to help reduce your risk of catching shit. If this pandemic showed us anything, it showed us that a lot larger portion of…

“the “mandate” portion is starting to rub me the wrong way.”

“trendy douche”

Seriously I can’t help but sit here as a 34 yr old and ask where is The Learning Channel? Now TLC is just another recycler of garbage tv from one channel to another?