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It’s very simple. These people are now in an actual death cult where they’ve convinced themselves that dying is a worthwhile sacrifice to make if it helps The Economy which in turn will further the main goal which is Salvaging the Trump Reelection Campaign.

“[President Trump] says that he believes that the Native American community would be very angry at this.”

I just purchased a house. It’s my first one. It has a big backyard, and I’m not entirely sure what motivated me to stock it with bird feeders and baths, but thank god I did. Ever since the effects of pandemic isolation set in, seeing those grackles go splashing through the bird baths, flapping their wings wildly, spray

Social Media in particular. Nothing like giving the equivalent to a nuclear powered megaphone and a handy directory of shitheads with agendas to fuel your moronic tendencies.

Fuck Zuckerdick and his goddamn ‘basket of oily rags and book of matches’ making machine in particular though. The massacres in Myanmar is gonna

There are an alarming number of nurses buying into crazy conspiracy theories about COVID-19, or who are dismissing it as no big deal. This shit has very real consequences.

Nah, Bolton would never share how he thinks the House should have done things; at least, not beyond the most vague excoriation that Democrats should have “gotten Republicans to go along.” Would he ever explain how Democrats could perform this fantastical feat when Republicans immediately set themselves up at Trump’s

Considering Mitch’s vow from the start to kill the impeachment process in the senate, I’m curious as to what strategy Bolton would have recommended the house democrats to employ?

It wasn’t Bolton’s place to analyze the Dems impeachment strategy for them. Whatever info he had on the Ukraine situation, he should have come forward with it. As for other misconduct, what would’ve prevented him from testifying that he had info on that and he would be like to bring it the committee’s attention for

Meanwhile, in Australia, Captain Cook gets a police guard, and statues of two of our recent PMs were covered and fenced off when it became apparent that statues of prominent racists were being targeted.

“No one is perfect. If you dig deep enough, you’ll always find something to be offended over.” -my mom, the so-called liberal, feminist Democrat who never voted Republican her whole life.

I don’t see the problem that conservatives have.

Yes. The normal procedure is that when a president holds a private campaign rally the police handle security and safety and invoice the campaign. Trump is about $5 or $10 million in arrears in his debts to the cities where he holds his rallies.

Perlman helpfully volunteered to donate $50,000 to Black Lives Matter for the chance to kick the shit out of Ted Cruz on behalf of everyone who has ever heard of Ted Cruz.

Color me shocked that Gorsuch authored the majority opinion, but... fuck it, I’ll take it!

Yeah, I *loved* her as Aunt May, precisely because Peter’s guardians had always been portrayed as kindly, somewhat clueless geriatrics. Tomei’s Aunt May is such a great counterpart for this reading of Spider Man, which is so much more true to the comics. Holland was actually a teenager when he was cast (19), as

He’s not wrong...

Ooh, logic problems! I love these! Let me sort it out:

Here’s the actual quote:

God forbid we include context. No, he must be cancelled because there is no possible way he could have been saying something deeper than one out-of-context sentence pulled from a speech.