Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

Eew Gross!

Yes it would, my friend. Yes it would.

This would be good on chilaquiles. 

Old timer here. Did I ever tell you youngsters about the one year in the Federal League when they allowed runners to circle the bases as many times as they could. To counteract this they allowed the outfielders to ride horses. Well one day wouldn’t you know it old Cap Anson hits a line drive right into a horse’s…

Eh. To me the breading is too soft. I like a little crispiness when I’m eating fried food.

The only good thing I can say about Cane’s is that it’s fast. And that’s because it only sells one thing! And they do that one thing very, very poorly. If someone tells you that Cane’s is good, feel free to disregard anything else they ever say about food.

Baserunner was going full speed when the catcher jumped into his path at the last second. Was the runner supposed to spread eagle his arms rather than lower his shoulder and spread Eagle?

I saw a movie that starts like this.

None! There were zero frauds in this match.

His brother, Min Muncy, was leading the Mets in having the lowest OPS, HRs, and BBs on the team.

“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

Maybe his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air will be more permissive.

This is exactly how I feel about Cane’s. If the fries were consistently better, it would rate far higher for me. As it is, unless you consume them on-premises, the fries are soggy and nearly inedible by the time you get them home.

I completely agree

I always thought that without the sauce, Cane’s was pretty bland.

I gotta push back a little here. Cane’s sauce is totally legit, and Texas toast is never the wrong choice, but the fries are average on their best day, and an A seems pretty damn high for their chicken fingers. I feel like Cane’s is far better than nothing, better than most fast food chicken, better than grocery store…

He has lovely penmanship. It’s just really really weird to see THAT letter written like Batman speech bubbles.

Actually I’m pretty sure that’s not Candy Crush. It’s Gummy Drop.

That’s horrible.