Yup! Sometimes my boyfriend is too tired to have sex-sex so he just goes down on me and then we go to sleep. I’M KEEPING HIM FOREVER!

You are honestly the most beautiful human.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

Good for her. I’ll just pretend that she was being interviewed by Crazy Ira and The Douche.

I got into an argument with a white guy in my masters program because he tried to say it was racist for black publications to not publish his work and sexist for journals which specifically publish women’s writing to not publish his work because of his gender. Oh! The struggle is real for him! The racism! The sexism!…

Just what Alabama needs. Fewer good teachers.

Preferably I would like my (potential) world leaders and my comedians to be smarter than I am. Sadly, I am often disappointed. Sadder still, it’s not because I’m all that smrt.

Sometimes I think that Donald Trump’s people are like Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recs. They say things Trump wants to hear in exchange for money.

I was desperate to be in a sorority when I went to college, but it’s crazy expensive and my parents wouldn’t pay for it. I was struggling to feed myself, so it wasn’t something I could cover on my own. After being there for a while, I realized I wouldn’t have fit in anyway. So, my junior year, a friend and I founded a…

“But you’re keeping US out so, you LIKE having your own exclusively-black spaces so, why is it bad when WE do it?” —Basic White People Everywhere

I find it hilarious when black people are called racist for creating safe spaces. Wait. No. Not hilarious. It’s absolutely fucking ridiculous.

So basically Scream Queens is true to life? I am not surprised by this at all...white girls(not all of y’all but some do) can be hella racist and often laugh it off meanwhile I’m looking at them like did you seriously just say that?

I grew up with several girls who went on to join sororities at SMU and let me tell you, every single one of them posts victim-blaming posts in response to police violence against people of color, even about the girl from Spring Valley. So yeah, rich white 19 year olds in Dallas are racist, and go on to be rich white…

“shove something up the black arsehole”

The Difference Between White Liberals and White Conservatives

The democrats are the ones coasting on the claim of black support while letting the abuse slide.

Ummm...a baby in a tiny white trench? With a tiny designer purse? Whose first complete sentence is “It’s handled”? I would die a thousand adorable deaths.

I kinda swoon at the Prez on the floor with a baby. I am going to miss this presidency so hard when its over.