So this guy’s entire professional career has been peppered with morally questionable and ethically sketchy shit, yet the thing that derails him is a (no doubt) poorly lit, shaky cellphone video (shot in portrait) of him making like The Beast With Two Backs?

God, America truly is a nation of puritanical pukes.

Hey Demi, way to steal someone’s thunder and make it all about you. Also, I don’t really think you’re all that curvy.

I don't think you remember Kilborn on the daily show. Although Jon Stewart took it to another level, Kilborn was excellent, so much so that no one thought Stewart could possibly measure up when he started

This is a top-tier white guy response to a racism joke.

It’s almost like their race is relevant to their daily lives, or it somehow influences their subjective experiences! I mean GEEZ, kinda boring for us Default Americans who can go our entire lives without needing to consider how our skin color might factor into things like hailing cabs or encountering the police! They…

I’m more interested that Roy Wood Jr. is a correspondent. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad that Trevor’s first episode wasn’t a shitshow, but I wasn’t expecting it to be, so that’s not really news. I’m just glad to hear that Roy is getting a bigger stage to be funny on.

Especially since people were weirdly cultish about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. They couldn’t handle the fact that he left their precious (white) Kristen for a black girl.

I have a sick feeling that these men who have no idea how to find a clit also have no idea that a hymen isn’t a membrane of skin that completely covers your cervix until a penis comes along and pops it like a balloon. If it was, “virginal” women could never have a period or any discharge.

But wasn’t it Hillary’s 08 campaign that originally floated the birther nonsense? I would have sworn that’s what it said in Game Change.

Right? To me Ulta is juuuust a step above Walgreens. The only time I have picked Ulta over Sephora is when I needed to buy a new blow dryer and straightener. In my experience Sephora has better and more knowledgeable staff, as well as more of the products I’m looking for.

Ulta feels like a fun drug store. I’m fine popping in to grab a few things, but when I really want to shoooooooop, it’s Sephora all the way. Now that I’m VIP Rouge, I get tons of freebies, too.

Sephora is better than Ulta all day long because 1. their floor is always fully stocked and doesn’t send me hunting for my staples 2. it doesn’t look like it’s been rampaged by tweens on meth and 3. I’ve never had to wait in line for 20 mins. to check out.

Ulta is like a really nice CVS minus the diapers and pharmacy and snacks. They should look into the snacks thing. Then I might go inside one.

ulta=fun? Ha. Ulta = crappy drug store environment with less testers, less staff to help, and less opportunity to play.

No Country For Old White Gay Men

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

Black Girls are Magic! It’s lit as hell!

Words like “perfect” and “brilliant” are completely overused these days, so I say this sincerely: the use of that Tubman quote in this situation was both brilliant and perfect.

The tepid response to her awesome speech speaks volumes. Hollywood’s limousine liberals don’t like to be confronted with the truth.

You listening, Patricia Arquette?