It's not real English. Sketti is not a word, no matter how many times a hillbilly screams it.

They changed their name awhile back to just TLC. You're not supposed to think about the fact that originally "Learning" was in that acronym. Just like KFC, where you're not supposed to remember that "Fried" was actually in their name.

Where do you live and what kind of pasta sauce are you buying that it's only a dollar?

I have a fantastic home office. In fact, I have what I call a "home office wing" in my house. I have my office in one room, a Jack & Jill bathroom and then the guest bedroom on the other side of that. Late nights when I have deployments, I sleep between our team's certification windows in the guest bedroom, with the…

This. The shot with the hand looks like you have a dismembered arm in your handbag. A clean job would have also removed the arm bits above your purse.

What was her sellout song for razors? Who will shave your toes?

As a woman, I was distracted too. As a scant B cup, I was also jealous.

I will respectfully suggest to you that explaining my experience in no way "adds to the stigma" surrounding these medications. Listen, you and I have both faced the same stigma. I'm not adding to it, I'm explaining what the meds do to me. And they do it in low dosage. I'm glad for you that they work so well, but they…

I hear what you're saying. To be honest, the most I've ever done drug-wise was the occasional rebellious joint as a teen, so to me the "buzz" from ADD meds is as "high" as I've ever gotten on anything.

The "soft lighting" guy failed to show up for work on this day, clearly.

This is part of why I don't understand coke or meth addiction. As a person with ADD (not ADHD) I have been on both Ritalin and Adderall (at different times of course). I voluntarily stopped both (switched from Ritalin to Adderall and then dropped that after a few months) because I was awake and alert, but deep inside…

Honest question: If you're sped up so much that you're up 6 days at a time how do you not find the time for hygiene, showers, etc?

He is an evil, evil bastard but he is, unfortunately, pretty intelligent.

I'm trying, but how on earth does one relax the tongue?

God, I don't know. I once was about to serve a volleyball in gym class when a girl got to her knees and overdramatically BEGGED me not to serve the ball loudly so the whole class could start laughing. Let me tell you about the wonders that did for my self esteem. Congrats on making it out, my friend. :) I'd raise a…

I can't give one answer for this. Some days it's 0 minutes. Some days it's 2 hours. They all balance out at roughly an hour, I guess. At least, that's my goal.

Were you, perchance, also last-picked as a kid for any team sports?

I agree with this theory. Reason #4,528,423 why I never had children. Never wanted the psychopathic little fuckers in my house.

Aren't they just shits about loving you, in spite of?

One of my first serious boyfriends became a total cat lover. He's single now, has been for years, and he's got two cats. When I met him he didn't like cats that much, until "we" found a stray who hung out at his home a couple of days and well, she never left. Then came along the second one...