God, all I know is that when I throw, shit never goes in the expected trajectory. It wildly deviates, sometimes so embarrassingly so that I just refuse to ever throw anything. My husband goaded me into playing a game of cornhole with him. When my bean bag went four feet to the left and hit a picnic table, I gave up.

Dafuq?

Maru would shit himself.

I'm reading that he's double-digits ahead of Mia Love in the polls.

They've only got 3 of them.

Meanwhile, I'm registered for "Amazon Moms" for the non-baby discounts, and every April 1st, I make an announcement about my pregnancy on FB and I never see these ads. Clearly they know when some of us are faking it.

My favorite is the HAG Capisco. Just got mine a few weeks ago and I love it. It is lightweight, works great with my standing desk, and it's very versatile. My favorite position in it for typing is to sit in it backwards as shown in the photo.

This hits me right in the feels.

No.

I was older than you in the 90's, and this is the way I saw it after the shockwaves dissipated. People choose to get married, and to have a single partner for life, for a variety of reasons. At first I was all, "Why doesn't she dump that cheating ****?" But after a year or so I realized that theirs appears to be as…

Indeed

That picture... So many awful things to say...

Soledad rocks. The fact she's spending the week in my very favorite Uptown restaurant (Vida Cantina, now made over as the CNN Grille) makes me very happy.

Is she having a resurgence? It seems like there's a lot of Judy Blume out there, with her on Twitter, etc. I am glad to see she's doing well after this ordeal. Love her sense of humor.

This is very true. I turn down the ringer and shut the door to my office when I am done with work.

"It's inappropriate." Loved that reaction.

I agree! I am lucky. Charlotte's having what (I hope is) a good week!

I did! He was walking down Tryon with his beautiful (and young!) wife. I spotted him and had the presence of mind to say, "Mr. Kucinich?" (I know, it should probably have been "Congressman Kucinich?") He stopped, and shook my hand and I introduced him to my husband and he introduced me to his wife. He gave me a ticket…

Since there are only 6 people alive who are actually NATIVE to Charlotte (or so it seems as a resident here of 8 years) I understand completely. Natives REPRESENT!!!

Erin, will you or some other Jezebel writer be reporting from the Charlotte DNC convention this week? I'm interested what you would think of our town's convention from your own perspective.