I have a FB friend with like, a dozen kids. She fosters too. Some of the best status updates come from her:

Right up until he opens his mouth, or pisses in your pool.

You use "child-free" to refer to singles and "childless" to refer to married people. Child-free can easily apply to both. If you're looking for sympathy, it's important to distinguish between child-free/childless where possible.

When I was in the fifth grade a black kid referred to me as "slave". (I'm white.) Let me tell you, the punch that followed, which landed me in the Principal's office, was justified. And if I, a white kid, got that enraged - I can't imagine how she walked that one off.

Easy - volunteer to clean kitty cages and play with the kitties at PetSmart. Because that's a gig everyone would enjoy right? HOW COULD YOU NOT??? :-D

A purple, throbbing clitoris coming up down near Key West makes way more sense than a baby! :-D

And it looks like a giant upside-down vulva is greeting them with a nice purple clitoris too. Awesome.

I have done a couple of century rides on my regular bike with unicyclists and man, you guys are both awesome and terrifying. I can't walk down the street without tipping over myself, so kudos to you for keeping it upright on one wheel!

It's stupidity wrapped in a pithy remark by someone who is pretending he is a runner. (Clue: At his pace, he is not.) There is no point to miss.

This woman's got a crazy amount of self hate. At this point, if she just sat in a square, doused herself with gasoline and lit herself on fire I would think she'd be just about even. What makes a woman turn her back on her body and her race? Must be a nightmare to her to even look in the mirror.

Is it 200 or 250? Title and body of the article don't match. Not that either is right.

First, I'm a "she" and secondly, I'm not saying I WASN'T a dumbass at 26! I am just telling you not to do what I did, and what this guy suggests, which is to take to a treadmill and just start running in old tennis shoes. I got stress fractures because I did just that, and because the gym teacher's "no pain, no gain"…

From the link "I found an old pair of shoes, got on the treadmill and just started running. And man, did I really suck at running."...

Yeah a 20 minute mile isn't "running". It's "geriatric shuffling".

Jesus, I hobble down the street at a 15 minute mile. I also find this annoying. First off, I only want RUNNERS to tell me how to run. Shuffling doesn't count. Second, it shows an annoying lack of understanding about the process of running. There's way more involved than just moving your feet - especially when you're…

I dated a guy who did a "mirror face". True to form, he was a narcissistic asshole. I should have known every time he pranced his mirror face out.

Well one of them is definitely showing us his royal bits.

Going to add "thirded". Akin meant what he said. And in fact the whole Republican party means what he said. Just look at their platform.

No, I present to you MY Lifehack which has always been, repurpose clothespins as bread bag clips!

Good news, someone posted a Firefox link too!