What the hell? I can't start my day without a glass of OJ in the morning. Might as well kill myself.

Silent Hill was kind of adequate.

The two new Tomb Raider "reboot" games are outstanding. In fact, they're better than any Uncharted game.

Is this the show with that silly sounding made up curse word? What was it? Shaka?

Fury Road? Yeah, that thing is a masterpiece.

I don't think AoU has anything to worry about with Jurassic World. It'll be lucky to gross 250 million.

Nope.

Yup, it's so disappointing.

Can't wait to play this on my PC Master Race super Rig.

It's absolutely in earnest.

LaToya, can you do me a favor and review every piece of media released today? Because, wow, you're really good at it.

Your translator must have run on the Amiga engine because that's not what my comments are saying at all, gramps.

Amiga was garbage.

You're right. That was a pretty shitty response.

Aw, did the little baby get offended?

I only devote my charms to Rock Paper Shotgun.

PC Master Race, baby!

This is true.

The worst thing about Nashville is that it is wasting the talents of Connie Britton.

That's fine with me. The show can definitely be tighter.