That’s the thing, Reggie, if this E3 proved anything it’s that you don’t know what the fans want. We wanted a Paper Mario, got Mario and Luigi. We wanted F-Zero, got nothing. We wanted a 3D Mario announcement, got nothing. We wanted a proper Metroid sequel, got whatever the hell that Federation Force garbage is…

See, I've never been concerned with labels. If people don't consider video games art, fine. Not sports, fine. There doesn't need to be some agreed consensus about what they are or they aren't as long as you enjoy them. I find the people who insist on characterizing certain creative outputs or activities as such are…

I mainly stick with Peach and Rosalina in Mario Kart 8, they look good in the biker suits.

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

I've had a copy since launch, but I told myself I wouldn't play it until someone at Kotaku gave me permission. Thanks guys.

Ok, I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't have anywhere else I can say it, including FB for reasons that will make sense in a moment.

Ahahaha, christ. Is Facebook a video game too? Online shopping? Tumblr? Email? IS KOTAKU A VIDEO GAME?! IS THIS THE MATRIX?!

I second the "getting the office together to ask what th F we're doing" line in the most respectful way possible. I love the site and feel that this article is a big mistake.

Kotaku, I am a very nice man, I hardly ever get angry but seriously go fuck yourself, if this is your article about gaming today stop, just stop and get the entire office together and have a hard think of " what the fuck are we doing"

It could be worse. My mother in law has been living with us for the past 8 years. Everyday when I get home from work I stand at my door for like 30 seconds take a few deep breath, let out one good exhale, and see what's on her son in law list.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

For those of you terrified of free-to-play, I present this scary image.

Well, yeah, okay but... can we please get the name of this talented, intelligent individual on the left? Also, phone number. And email. And street address if possible.

Unless they announce that the Wii U now streams TV to my left eye, Internet to my right eye, and sucks my dick all at the same time, I'm not interested.

Normally get 2k on launch but might have to wait til I get my ps4 this yr, windwaker hd you will be mine on Friday. Love windwaker still have a GameCube hooked up the CRT in my sons room but the hd one just looks fantastic I need it lol.