It had to happen, all the other-aiden ending names were taken. Zaiden, Yaiden, Waiden, Quaiden? I’m surprised it wasn’t Xaydyn.

The worst part about 3-year-olds is that they know what they’re doing is wrong, and they look at you all the time to see if they’ve been found out yet. Like, they know they’re being a shit, that they’re going to be found out for being a shit, and punished for being a shit, but they do it anyway!

P.s. Only white people name their kids shit like XISTOPHER

That’s literally not what I’m talking about.

Oh these poor children they'll never destroy the chair permanently

Haha good to know! I bet your little ones got a seat in the naughty chair for that ;) lol mommy needs some wine! Too bad I’m breastfeeding but it’s so good for the baby and I love seeing him milk drink lol he’s just in ecstasy love my little man

That’s what my asshole daughter would do. When she sits on the naughty step, she throws shit off it or tries to rip up the carpet. There’s nothing wrong with her, other than being a 3 year old ass.

“I BETTER CALL STACY - HER LITTLE BOYS RHEIGN AND XISTOPHER ARE SUCH NAUGHTY BOYS”

“She’s breaking things, what do I do? THEY DIDNT HAVE THIS IN THE LITTLE GIRL HANDBOOK, ONLY IN THE LITTLE BOY VERSION AND I DIDNT BUY THAT ONE!”

My aunt tells a story about being alone in a room with my crying cousin when he was about 3 months old. She says she thought very clearly “I could just throw him out the window”, she didn’t, luckily she got help. The thing is, she got help because she was an educated women with the ability to ask for it.

I decided to go ahead with a unplanned pregnancy and it has been, hands down, the most challenging thing i’ve ever done. I love my daughter but I hate parenting. It’s hard and no fun.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

THIS FOREVER!

I think there was a time when breast cancer was hidden, and no one would acknowledge AIDS, and we needed a shit ton of AWARENESS that people were dying and no one would help.

But now I am SO FREAKING AWARE that pink = breast cancer. But what I’m even more aware of is that so many patients need actual money…

*checks to see if she accidentally clicked on The Onion*

Find a better hill to die on, child.

Yes he is. His consumption of the abuse harmed the child. His desire for the documentation of the abuse harmed the child. Every single action of his in relation to this absolutely and undeniably harmed the child. When a crime cannot occur without the abuse, exploitation, rape and brutalization of a living person, both…

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

Maybe men should get better at that.

Her album will likely be full of top 40 radio-friendly songs about partying or falling in love, ballads about breaking up or bad relationships, songs designed to play for commercials or movie trailers, and other predictable stuff. It sounds like an awful lot of hype for nothing.

My Busia and Ciocia Barb used to spend interesting quality time with me. I was an insomniac since I was two (and still am 27 years later) so they would take me out driving downtown and we’d go “looking for Cinderella”. And by that, I mean we’d drive by the drag bars and look at the drag queens and Cioc and Busia would…