Hey hey hey. I don’t like the arc of this story. New Athletic Director Noah Whitman couldn’t even wait 40 days and 40 nights to measure Cubit’s development. Not a great way for the program to stay afloat.

Evidence suggests that he was assaulted for being a freshman. And only time can cure that condition.

You shouldn’t take a hammer to your iPhone, it voids the warran-

Stupid. Just stupid.

...Here someone is doing the right thing and driving people back from NYE celebrations safely and what happens? Some piece of shit kills her. I hope they find him soon.

So deadspin doesn't say redskins now? Are you fucking kidding me how gay

Depends on if he was actually choking him. I worked bar security and when there’s a fight, you get them out any way you can. If that involves wrapping them up, it can look like a choke sometimes. It’s hard to tell if he had his arm across Boykin’s throat or across his chest due to his back being to us.

Ah, I give them a pass on that. Their entire job is to chuckle at stupid shit their co-workers say.

Maybe he’s the inspiration for the real-life Clayton Brigsby.

I’m sure Dexter will claim his twitter account was hacked and thus he shouldn’t be held responsible for the comments he made on television.

What a read by Dexter Manley.

Found the white guilt guy.

In other words... Much to learn have you, Young Skywalker.

Jeez, I didn’t even know about the poll.

If a chick has fake tits and shows them off then she wants to be told how nice they are. Otherwise Kathy would have worn... a shirt? Only cancer survivors get implants without wanting extra attention. Even then some still like their “new boobs” better and talk about them openly. Is that jealousy I see in this blog? Oh…

I know right? Everyone here tut tutting in high humorless dudgeon. What a bunch of stiffs.

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.