1. Get real
2. Luddite
3. Okay Boomer

That’s easy. It should driven by Al Cowlings. 

They should have just launched the Bronco by letting someone drive it 40mph down the 405 in LA.

LOL, wut?

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

Not to mention the implication that “purosangue” has anything to do with racism.

I know someone who has an XJR-9. Sort of.

What he has is a pre-production XJR-15 that was Tom Walkinshaw’s personal car. That specific car’s chassis was a race-used XJR-9 unit that was modified and converted to XJR-15 spec. Very impressive car.

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

The Cayenne isn’t called a 911 SUV.

Personal bias, but I don’t think any 2007 Mustang is worth $1 million. Not even a one-of-a-kind prototype GT500KR, Super Snake, 800HP, signed by Carroll Shelby.

But.. but.. flat-plane V8!!

We already have those in the US, they’re called Harley riders.

Make mine a final gen, please and thanks.

I’m highly biased, but I’ll take my 15 year old Viper for that price with the 1 in front removed. Good looks, V10 power (and torque), and only comes in a stick, all in a price an average person could actually buy one day and not just dream about. Admittedly you are going to give up something in comfort, but if it’s…

The side profile of the p72 is pure sex.

Hi there- what type of car(s) do you drive?

Right? It’s cute people still think like that.

You think Corvettes, especially the ZR1, don’t corner well......!?

“Hey! The car they designed looks a lot like our car that we designed to look like another car that looks a lot like the car they said their car is based on! How dare they!”

Coming soon, the latest car from SCUDERIA CAMERON GLICKENHAUS: