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Everybody wants to be a gangster until it’s time to do gangster shit.

If you’re a motorcyclist, and this post makes you feel defensive, stop and ask yourself if you’ve ever terrorized a pedestrian, shouted racist at someone, or ridden down the sidewalk like a lunatic. If the answer to those questions is “no”, then I’m not referring to you, and you don’t need to feel any guilt.

“I’ll take ‘Things That Surprise Nobody’ for $600, Alex.”

I’m ready for a balanced, relaxed discussion that acknowledges both parties wrong doings, and how vehicular homicide is never a permissable solution.

while it is true we can be tighter than an over-torqued lug nut when it comes to tuned cars around here, the axiom of never buy another person’s project holds. Part of the Jalopnik DNA is the belief that, given the same $$ we would arrive at a better result, simply because it would be what we like and of course we

GIVE ME ALL THE DEALS ON TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that an actual picture of the taped-over light? Because it looks more like electrical tape than duct tape.

In Dallas I’ve always liked Mike Anderson's.

Disco Volante Spyder.

It's pretty, but I'm too much a believer in form following function to really accept it. You could fit six rotaries and four boxes of spare apex seals under that hood.

Buying someone’s project that was someone else’s project never sounds like a good idea. For $1,500 I’d bite but the history of this thing is just too convoluted for me to spend 3 grand on a 32 year old wagon that’s been places. CP

I highly suggest trying to watch Race 8 - 2016 Perth SuperSprint from early May.

How I imagine an average Australian in any given situation.

People thought the YJ was the end of Jeeps. “What? Square headlights and a dashboard! Blasphemy!”

Mainly because the Jeep YJ had the square headlights, it’s decried as the “Wrongler”. The iconic Jeep face has, apparently, round headlights and the seven-slot grille.

Driver stayed calm, but the dashcam was FREAKIN’ OUT

I’m a Ford guy through and through.. and this hurts, but any Ford Mustang before 2011.

Miata.

Nah pennies suck, and are mostly extremely lightweight zinc now. Nickels are much, much better.