This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.
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Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.
It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.
“I’mlikeseriouslyexcitedI’mkindashybutmostlyexcitedandcourageous”
Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming
In 15 years, the NFL will say this is how he got CTE.
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Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.
Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.
I fucking love that Deadspin has fascinating and well-written articles like these, where when you read the headline you momentarily wonder if it’s just a randomly generated string of words, and then you realize that no, there really were two Kentucky farmers that became kings of croquet.
the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job
“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.
I heartily encourage everyone to watch that video embedded in the Sportsnet tweet, especially if, like me, your heart is largely filled with contempt and despair for humanity. It’s a nice reprieve from all of that.
A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.
Gabe, the resistance cannot welcome Zlatan, Zlatan can only welcome the resistance.
Fuck Pompei for acting like this is a normal, good thing & fuck Gase for being THAT asshole boss who doesn’t leave his employees alone ever. The fact that he’s a mediocre coach just adds the cherry on the shit sundae.
I am a very happy subscriber, The Athletic content is outstanding. I hope they do manage to breakthrough.
I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.