I think you might get some nasty emails from your friends over at the earther blog on this one. Pretty sure every invasive species that has wrecked an ecosystem started off along these lines.

How far can he punt a football though?

While I'm sure you are replete with recommendations of shit kids books, "I am otter" remains the only book we have actually banished from our toddlers book shelf. Just a useless and angering book.

so is everyone commenting on the internet, especially niche sports blogs

“, but that doesn’t mean a wild game like this one isn’t fun to watch”

Nah it's Tacoma that's gonna get buried and I for one welcome this much needed renovation of the Tacoma dome, it would be a fitting irony if a dome constructed because of the mount saint Helens eruption was destroyed by mount Ranier.

i don’t get the Cub hate here. You come on way too strong, like you’re trying to make this deadspins new thing. Except the Cubs fans are kind of too boring to hate like that and the players are actually kind of fun (yes I know Russell beat his wife). I like Rizzo and Baez and schwarber. And advanced stats say their…

*Poor Papa John, no 1st Amendment for him*

that’s the point. Even these, most alpha of alpha men, engage in lovely cuddling in the right context. Maybe if we reflected on this a little we would realize that some gentle touches are a good thing.

They were lucky that after a 3-0 defeat that the defending world cup champions lost (!) to a team ranked below Panama. When you have to rely on Germany losing to Korea, you are very lucky when the result goes your way.

Thank you, this is a good list

man Germany looked old, especially down the wing. Shame they didn’t have a dynamic young goal-scoring winger that they could have thrown in there.....methinks Loew overthought this one. Take the talent, take the speed, you should always have room for that.

You are welcome to enjoy sports and whatever team is succeeding at any given time. I for one enjoyed both Spain and Germany when they were dominant soccer teams. However, you are not allowed to buy a fucking hat for every team and flip the hat mid-series when the team you were supporting loses. If you are a…

This is deadspin’s most important contribution to soccer ever.

I feel bad for Posey here, but I love that Mattingly basically pointed at him to let him know: I am going to hit you next AB. Like as long as we’re being old school, let’s stop pretending.

don’t pretend this isn’t about last night.. We all know that this was because of Brinson. Bochy might have been unhappy that it was high and tight because of Longoria, but the HBP on Brinson was because of last night. But I have no sympathy for the Giant here, you want to play “unwritten rules of baseball” then you…

As a white person thank you, this was wonderful and also saddening. I hope I can live up to the minimal requirements to be part of the some. I weep for the country we could have been.

If LeBron was serious about playing until he was 40 this is what he would do. Pop is a master at managing minutes while maximizing the effectiveness of elite players. I only worry that pop is actually getting too old.

Why do they need to trade anyone? LeBron is a free agent

Why do they need to trade anyone? LeBron is a free agent