I bought two 5lb chenille blankets from restoration hardware for $20 apiece. Works almost the same for a fraction of the price!

I bought two 5lb chenille blankets from restoration hardware for $20 apiece. Works almost the same for a fraction of…

You and buy each toy for $1.

“There’s a fun rhythm to Subspace Emissary.”.. but it “lacks rhyme or rhythm.” Sigh

Really high standards there. No wonder all reviews on here are bad.

Whomever. To be a “journalist” you need to know grammar.

I guarantee that Tamra is not interested in knowing you, either. You work for a jack website. You aren’t famous.

Yet, again. Someone on one of these sites poo-pooing on an absolutely wonderful thing. You should add hipster.com after each of these urls to get your point across. We get it... If it's really good and everyone is talking about it, you're going to hate it.

Wow. Never happy on this site

Waaaaa!! Another lame review bashing a wildly popular game. These groups of websites (kotaku, gawker, etc) have become too hipster and irrelevant. Boring!

How have you not seen this!?? Yet again, you should not write for this blog. The character is rumored to be playable on smash bros soon, although the publisher has denied it. But still!!! Stop sucking at Mario maker and read the news.

Um. This is because the only “reviews” you give are completely negative. Even if you start off the review as positive, it always ends up snarky. The Gawker squad’s time has come and gone. And the layoffs of this week show that. Keep crying, babies. Obviously, you can tell that nobody takes you seriously anymore.

Kotaku should hire someone who is good at playing Mario. Just saying.

Oh! Imagine that. Someone on one of these “Gawker” sites hates something. Maybe create a blog where people actually like things. Might be a good move. Yawn.