a) cite your sources that no one has died with a physical key

When you call the cops, they have to follow the minimum protocol. The cops did not follow this girl around or randomly pull her aside for her ID. They were CALLED to the scene.

To be fair, Yale university police did follow protocol and checked ID. Given our current environment with shootings, that is justified.

Your comment is awesome, it’s so damn funny!
“Which means I am educated... There is a lot of psuedo-science... never bothered to learn that “psuedo” means false”
“Psuedo” doesn’t mean anything, the word you were looking for is “pseudo”. Two bites at the cherry and you still ended up with a mouthful of air.
Educated my…

Awesome! That’ll add some excitement to me life. Or, of course, I’m right about Xenu, which would mean the Cult of Scientology will still be making websites about me. Sometimes a win-win is a lose-lose.

I hope Tom cruise is a Mustang aficionado. I hate Mustangs.

It was a giant statue of Xenu to Tom Cruise while he was filming MI4 in Dubai, wasn’t it?

Someone had the audacity to say there were too many old men on the list...Goldblum gets better w/age.

Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.

Can you just ban commenters that make that joke? It was a stale joke last year.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

$2000 for stitches is the abuse that the industry does to the American public.