Haha, Edstrom is just so chill after that. Like he just answered the phone: “I’m fine, how are you?”

Glad to see they’re undeterred. That guy’s pants, though — full of deterred.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

omg will somebody please give that poor girl a hug!

I one day plan to write that story!

Once they called and asked about my vehicle. I told them that it was totaled and I lost my daughter in the accident.

It’s really remarkable that only four people were

COTD! I’m glad I’m not the only one annoyed by the sponsored content...

Nope, still there

I can’t wait for the Koenigsegg Improper Fraction.

This raises a lot of important questions, but perhaps the most important question of all: what the hell is going on with LeBron’s shorts in that picture and why are they all sucked up in between his meaty ass cheeks? Does he prefer to wear them that way??

sucking down fuel and gasoline like it’s going out of style..

That’s a wheel cover and a red taillight lens.

I don’t agree with having a draft at all (mostly because I don’t think we need near the military force we already have, and if there were a real reason to go to war that everyone agreed on, there would be plenty of volunteers), but I agree that if we have one there is no reason not to include women.

Exactly this. I think if you are going to have a draft at all then it is unfair and ridiculous to only require it for men. And I also believe that every single job in the military should be only based on the mental and/or physical requirements to do the job, not gender. Can’t carry over 100 lbs on your back for miles…

I think this is an overly simplistic viewpoint. I’m a bit of an engine geek so I’d love to explain further -

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

Come Mr. Baseball, tell Juan Uribe

“You never had your snark”