Quite frankly it will be as boring and processional as Monaco. A largely single file race only punctuated by some mild drama when someone Maldonados the car in front of them in corner they had no business trying to pass on. The only real difference is we’re all willing to tolerate Monaco thanks to a mix of history and…

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

The flight attendant being described as smirking (Who supplied that detail?), set off the alarm bells. It’s kind of a shame we tend to take these types of stories with a healthy dose of salt these days, but so many stories have been sensationalized, or flat out made up, for attention that there is little else we can…

But let’s not let any of that stop us from taking such a perfect opportunity to feel superior to other people.

This has nothing to do with millennial. People have been assholes for 1000s of years. I’m 36. And I understand that. I know its cool to hate on millennials but thats not really applicable here. As to the article y’know fuck those people. Fuck them in the ear.

Welcome to the world of Millenials, who swear that they have the right to spit on people who lean their seat back. You expect better from them when they’re inconvenienced by someone’s medical emergency?

it is already carbon. And oxygen and hydrogen and nitrogen.

Porsche loves to quote the weight of their cars without any fluids and also without any options such as seats, airbags, engines, wheels, steering wheels, doors, windshields, chassis, etc.

If one gets in a collision, does that make it a scrambled Koenigsegg?

This one’s in the running for sure.

The ol gay uncle routine. No falling for THAT again!

I think you mean: In addition to all of this, he is also a god damned, born and raised, member of the greatest motherfucking country in the world!

Sounds like you wanna blow him, not read about him...

Ryan Reynolds is literally better than you in every conceivable way. He is more successful than you’ll ever be, he has more money that you’ll ever dream of having, his wife is a beautiful goddess the likes of which you’ll never come close to attaining, he is better looking than you, he’s probably taller than you, he’s…

Aside from the truncated butt...

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

Distinctive, sure. But it will never be timeless or beautiful like that Atlantic.

I’m a Hamilton fan, but seeing him so salty is hilarious.

All they’ve proven with those memes is that dude is fineeeeee.

Dear FIA,
How about instead of banning everything, you give points for creativity?