Yeah, me!

Wagon. It’s got to be brown

nuff said

Adverts are all about getting people to remember and think about a product. So now we have some American website talking about a car that isn’t even on sale there. Good job done well by the ad agency, I’d say.

See that little bit of Turkey where Istanbul is? There’s a river there that divides the European and Asian tectonic plates. Azerbaijan is about as European as I am Asian.

Apart from the ones that aren’t. NX, RX, CT, ES for example. All front wheel drive (or 4WD, but still front wheel drive based.)

Wow that’s fugly

True story: they’ve sold more Bentley Conti GTs than they have Phaeton.

I thinking Jerez, but I can’t remember if the pits are painted red like that or not

And that structure in the background between the two lorries: is it a grandstand or a big stone wall like Aragon?

Wait... wha.....? But I saw a documentary on the BBC and Abraham Lincoln said everything on the TV, the internet and in the Daily Mail is the gospel truth?!?!?

They were in their 20s? But... but... but they were supposed to be high school students. What the actual fuck???

Maybe they’re just asexual? I mean, isn’t the mnemonic these days LGBTQQIT?

Totally wrong, I’m sorry to say. It’s a shit Mercedes, it’s a shit McLaren (in the light of the F1, it’s only relation at the time). But it’s a brilliant car, brilliant piece of engineering and utterly gorgeous, especially the roadster.

I’d sell your right testicle for one

If you’re going to go for a batcrap crazy Trevor, at least go for the daddy..

Excess in every possible good way

Roll up doors. Just like roll up blinds. That’s a creative solution too

“but you have to admit they did a pretty good job of thinking it through.”

The answer, in car gentleness is always the Citroen C6 3.0V6. It’s so gentle, what with its hydro-pneumatic suspension. You barely notice the whisper quiet engine (shared with a couple of Jaguars) and the badly maintained British roads....

How the hell can a toyota be class as an Amer....

There hasn’t really been one. The most famous and successful American racing car/company on a global scale was the multiple Les Mans winning GT40. And that was predominantly designed, built and engineered in Slough, UK.