LeBron for the next four years:

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

The flaw in his argument is that it’s reasonable and well articulated.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Dear San Diego,

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

There’s nothing you can say about the Wizards that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan.

To be fair to Belichick, fuck Tim Tebow.

Polar bear laughs at your fence.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!