I wish I had won Mega Millions. On top giving money to multiple charities, I would have love to put up several billboards on the South Side of da Chi that clearly read "YOU CAN'T COME HOME ANYMORE, KANYE".

I don’t think Chapman cares for Minaj’s antics.

What did Tasha call Lawrence on season 2 of Insecure?

Drake is about conquest. That’s why we hear nothing about his child’s mother but Rihanna is still in his mouth.

That last quote is important.

I’m still angry that we had grown ass men in my family that did nothing to stop my uncle from beating my aunt. She cried at his funeral because she was happy he was dead. I didn’t find this out until I was in my 20's, years after he died, or I would have whooped his alcoholic ass myself.

Wh…

I mean, he’s been married to the same woman for about 30 years, so I’m guessing so.

I would have gone the rest of my life under the assumption that Rufus and Chaka Khan were already inducted in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

By paying attention, you mean just stopped taking his word for it?

Please be aware that there was also a large number of nerds out there disagreeing with a black stormtrooper because, supposedly, the story lines of the storm troopers was that they were all clones of a storm trooper, so they should all be the same.

What I’ve learned from racists is those fools have a lot of time to waste being racist. They should be rounded up and made to pick up trash.

This is damn near perfectly written, Mr. Young. Thank you. 

So now Kavanaugh knows what it’s like to have a unwanted Dick shoved into his face.

“This is not a job interview,” Graham snarled. “This is hell.”

What I still don’t get is how this woman didn’t know it wasn’t her place until after she dialed 911 and turned on the lights. I don’t care but even in the dark, my house looks different from any other house out there. Heck, everyone’s house smells differently (combination of perfumes, colognes, air freshener, Glade…

I’m going to miss his poor advice the most. A close second would be his insane ability to smile and show all 82 of his teeth.

Brett Kavanaugh Hid in the White House For 9 Hours

50 Cent, Terrell Owens, Wesley Snipes, MC Hammer, Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, Toni Braxton, Gary Coleman (RIP). Too damn many.

If you’re single and don’t feel like buying tons of groceries, why not do Blue Apron/ meal kits to feed yourself.