So the guy who is trained with a weapon doesn’t do what he’s paid to do. However, we want teachers to carry arms and then take someone down in the middle of what must be one of the most terrifying situations imaginable?

Little secret, just walk to the back of the museum after 1:30 PM and you may be let in during the walk in hours. Haven’t been turned away yet, but I’m also cute so who knows why they keep letting me in without a ticket.

Back in the bad old days when I was a cop, I went to a call where the only info I had was just a woman screaming into the phone. I arrived, I could hear the woman screaming. The doors were locked, I had to bust one down to get in.

I’ll tell you right now that being roofied was one of the worst experiences of my life. Your body feels like you’re asleep but your mind feels like you’re awake. People equate it with poppin pills but it’s not even on the same level. Xannies and percs and vikes or whatever make you feel lifted. That shit made me feel…

Wait, wait, back the Logicmobile up. You boycotted Pusha-T’s latest for being Kanye-produced, but dove headfirst into Kanye’s new album?

Fuck Kanye.

I was thinking the same thing..... can we all please ignore this weirdo

I thought we canceled Kanye because of his Trumphumping.

Would you prefer I said she was babysitting 1500 kids?

I heard they just fixed up a certain sink hole. The timing is highly suspicious. :P

She’s fine. She’s just visiting Shelly Miscavige.

Someone should have the police do a Being Best check on her to make sure she’s even still being.

She’s dead and it’s taking a while to find, coerce and modify another woman to take her place.

I feel your pain. I have been through the UPS shuck and jive before. Here is how you get your packages on time....

This is my biggest frustration with UPS. I’m mostly fine if it doesn’t arrive on time, or gets rescheduled. But don’t notify me that it’s been delivered, when I literally have my day on hold for the package to arrive. Then I have to spend an hour on the phone with them, convince them that I am not a liar, then wait…

Uh excuse me. Way more people outside of the administration live here. I would like to keep living. Don’t have us as collateral damage.

Soooo, according to his version/logic, he tried to help the family multiple times for free but they would only let him help after he’d demanded money? Sure, Jan.

“I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have opinions and, uh, I believe that our opinions, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our opinions over here in the U. S. should…

Drake has always been a bitch. I mean someone has to say it and I guess that person is me today.