It isn’t a double standard even, it’s just context.

What kind of abominable person puts cranberries in mac and cheese?

Honestly, if you are gonna go down, don’t go down for anything less than Full Robert Downey Jr.

Other projectiles:

This:

This idiot IS the fucking government, yet doesn’t trust the government and thinks it is constantly out to get him.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

Melanias excape tunnel just caved in.

This is great journalism! Blackity-Black journalism: inform the people, to arm the people, to fight the people who are against us.

The Honorable Omarosa Manigault says yes.

I think its both a combination of not knowing what she’s talking about and being intentionally vague/deceptive so she isn’t caught in a lie about all the shitty things she’s doing.

She sounds like someone in business who didn’t even start her big financial presentation to the board until the day it was due.

Awww many congratulations!

This country is so weird. Instead of saying, “Hey, too many people are getting killed by guns, maybe we should have fewer guns,” it’s, “Too many people are getting killed, let’s have fewer entrances and exits to buildings and also more people should have guns in case someone pulls out a gun then more people can shoot…

“off-duty police officer”

I’m sure he does but it would still be embarrassing to have to explain to him why there are three dots on his cake instead of the word “cum.”

I don’t for a second believe that a 17 year old and his friends didn’t know what cum meant.

Cockiversary?