Remember when Nixon resigned before he was impeached? Not because he was complicit in Watergate, but because he was complicit in the coverup. Lets take a page out of that book.

No, it will make Watergate look like an ingenious feat of planning by criminal masterminds.

I remember thinking that. I’m not sure it was ever true.

When the final shit hits the fan on all of this it’s going to make Watergate look like a kindergarten patty-cake game that went slightly wrong and got a wrist slap.

Remember when the US was ‘a nation of laws, not men?’

Nah, Suzanne from accounting would’ve voted for Obama a third time.

Not impressed with you Alabama. That’s only ONE, and you’ve got thousands more to go.

Certain folks get real confused when black families come with differing skin tones.

In prison he will be the lunch box.

Imagine being so goddamn insecure and scared of living that a black man walking a baby on a bike path is cause to call the cops on someone.

I hope his asshole does not have fun in prison.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

The Alabama phone book is just one long section of Zimmerman’s, I think.

I think Americans care more about the Royal family than most Brits do.

One would think his ID would prove that he lives there. This is some BS.

I mean.. you live there.. and the security knows you live there, right? They see you day, night, alone, with friends.. hell, they’ve told their own fam that T.I. lives at the place I work! And yet... T.I. ends up in jail.

I’d like to know how Kanye feels about this.

I feel like me and Rihanna would get alone.

I guess it really shouldn’t be a surprise to me seeing that the entire Bay Area has been gentrified to death since I last lived there in 2006. I’ve shopped at that mall. I’ve taken my ex to dinner and movies at that mall. What a bigoted cesspool it’s become.