I get the thinking behind this. If they left and didn’t buy anything, it would feed the racist workers’ confirmation bias. They’d smugly say to themselves that they’re glad they stopped those pesky negroes from stealing at their store. Problem is, the opposite doesn’t work. Buying things doesn’t show the racists that…

Exactly, god forbid these guys be allowed to try and preserve a modicum of self-respect in a humiliating and awful situation.

Then we would never spend money in America at all.

That actually helps corroborate the stinginess. In pretending to be normal, they couldn’t even stomach buying a realistic amount of food on one fake shopping trip.

was rung up separately by a white manager and later escorted to her car

These are teens, leave them alone.

Its funny how white people magically turn into motherfucker FBI detectives when a black person is around but a white guy shoots a bunch of black people and its “Gosh, I dont WHERE that came from!”

Just don’t know how people can make false police reports and nothing happens to the person that lies. I mean, at least a fine. Any interaction with the police could lead to death these days. “Lookout! He’s got a cellphone! I mean, gun. I said gun!” the officer said before firing 29 rounds then reloading 3 times.

Can’t remember where, but I read a line about Romney being “surprisingly life-like,” and it’s always stuck with me.

But did he drive to the Gala in an american-made pickup truck?

Coffee’s for closers.

Wait... you’re saying Mitt ONLY spent $2000 on his tux for one evening to go to a party on the other side of the country filled with celebrities and socialites?

A poll of 200 Russian bot farms concluded that Trump is really winning.

I hate how Trumpers sometimes say “The Blacks,” like it’s a family or something.

6. Failure to get black history, science, facts correct.

Lions, too. LIONS!! THEY ARE GAY PRIDES, how can you possibly be against that?

Seriously, are they not aware that homosexuality has been observed to exist in the animal kingdom?

5. ashy ankles

But... there really are gay elephants.

Thanks for this. Great explanation. My favorite part: