I find it funny that Karma is actually a bitch.

I'm sorry, I just don't understand what you're trying to say.

This warms the cockles of my black & shriveled heart. I hope that troop doesn't get sanctioned by the higher-ups. That's a jaunty neckerchief.

Ew. :(

For some people, it's easier to move the bowels when in a squatting position. Works for me and I get to laugh and come up with Yoga Poo Position Names like "Bear In The Woods". Yeah, I'm like, 6 years old.

...and hands you a lovely casserole and welcomes you to the neighborhood, dear.

Yah well western medicine has thalidomide... so not all ideas or medical practices are equal... but you don't discredit an entire body of knowledge b/c some things were found to be incorrect. Otherwise science wouldn't work.

I spent time doing disaster relief work in my late teens/early 20s. This mostly involved cooking and kitchen work, which mostly involved lots of fire and exposure to harsh chemicals. My hands are scarred, and rough, and calloused, and I'm missing the last 1/8th inch off of all three middle fingers on my left hand, and…

In one of my favorite judgmental fantasies, everyone who has ever employed clustered exclamation points gets Raptured up, RIGHT INTO GOD'S RECENTLY SHARPENED RIGHTEOUS CEILING FAN OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

He lives on the moon, since it's made of government cheese.

The Patriarchy made brownies for the last PTA meeting, and I tasted one in front of them, made a face, put it back down, and said "oh no, they're fine, just...not what I was expecting, dear."

That's a bunch of celebrities I had no clue are celebrities

One thing the director of a film should always ask themselves is "Has this already been the premise of an episode of The Big Bang Theory?"

But GUISE! It's like REALLY HARD to be a white man! You don't understand the pressure they're under. It's so much harder now than the old days when they could just own everyone...now they have to sneak their oppression in. Shit's EXHAUSTING.

YES.

As a person with Cerebral Palsy and scoliosis who uses a wheelchair at all times, this made me feel so happy. PWDs often feel like an invisible minority in the world. We talk about LGBTQ folks, gender identity and expression, feminism, racism and much more in society, but we hardly hear about people with…

Damn straight, "Grease" needs to be on this list for sure. What about all those great Astaire musicals from the 1930s? This list blows.

The Sound of Music AHEAD of Singin' in the Rain? YOU ON CRACK
Also, West Side Story....what a snoozefest.
This list sorely needs more Judy Garland. The Pirate! Summerstock!

He's like an off-brand Alexander Skarsgard. I wouldn't even make him one sandwich. You can see the smarmy personality in that photo. HE DESERVES NO SANDWICHES. STOP MAKING SANDWICHES AND MOVE ON!

I wouldn't be surprised if the school administrators who pushed this are actually black. There are a lot of black people who buy into the thought that black, natural hair is unprofessional and ugly.