It is an utter delight.

This is what happened to my grandpa. After  my grandma died, he smelled her perfume on someone and had a stroke.

What about kids whose sisters are in a 17 year feud and refuse to celebrate any holidays together so we have to have 2 separate Christmases 45 miles apart every year?

I never knew that! Great story! Also I feel like this legitimizes my love for both Donald & Kiefer Sutherland

Nope. I think we should all start sending him cigars and gift baskets stuffed with Chick-fil-a and Big Macs.

Thanks. Ugh, your dad supporting Trump must be devastating, I hope you work through it.

I haven’t been in therapy since 2008, and I’m going back into it because I feel so hopeless. I also recently discovered that a huge percentage of my clients are Trump supporters and I don’t know how to handle it. I find it hard to be kind and friendly because I can’t get past the fact that they voted for a literal…

I’ve been obsessed with it for years. Supposedly Jerry keeps it in a vault somewhere. I’ve read that Jerry’s son hates his guts, so my deepest hope is that he will release it after his dad dies.

Most of my clients are women, and over 40. Some, not all, of the women over 60 are just really, really angry at everything and everyone . It could also be hormonal, but most completely sublimated their personalities and their aspirations for either their husband or kids. And now they are so fucking over the top…

Good for you! Fuck that guy

I have a friend who is a member of the Academy, and have worked for 3 other people who are members. No one includes bribe money with their applications, and none of the members receive any payment for anything.

Oh, he’ll loot the shit out of the country, but remember this is the same man who, 30 years after Grayden Carter mocked his tiny hands, still sends Carter pics of his hands to prove his hands are normal sized.

He doesn’t have the desire or ability to actually do the job, and he is way more concerned about his business interests than the country. Also, I don’t think he will be able to handle the epic shitstorm of mockery he’ll get at every turn. He will be the focus of a ton of stand up routines, talk shows, podcasts, memes,…

Yes, I was just coming here to say this.

I know... It’s corny, but I don’t think it’s any more corny than The Notebook, and the leads are both so hot and appealing, the scenery and clothes are gorgeous and it’s romantic and sweet.

Lake Bell and Rob Cordrey are both hilarious in it, but Lake especially.

I feel the same way about “Leap Year,” and God help me, “What happens in Vegas.” Between both of those hokey movies, I doubt there is 5 minutes of believable human interaction, yet I adore them both.

I have a soft spot for Shaq because every year at Christmas he used to go to a toy stores in LA and buy actual truckloads of stuff to give to charity. He would always bring a couple kids with him to make sure he was buying the stuff kids would actually want.

I cocktailed at a live music venue during a Wallflowers show. This was a few months before their big hit, but they were getting played quite a bit on a local college station. They were so rude to the waitress assigned to the Green Room that she refused to serve them, as did the waitress who took over. They were told…

I think it would be much more shattering to Trump if, instead of protesting. people simply didn’t show up for the Imaugaration. It would be spectacular if everyone in DC just left town for the day.