I decided not to be a poll worker because I fear for my safety. The county where I’m registered is not just the only blue county in the metro, but also has a really high percentage of minority, immigrant and gay residents. We always vote Democrat, but this election will be an absolute landslide. I’m worried that there…

I’m the only person in the office suite working today so I locked the door to our waiting room and someone was just violently turning and pulling on the door knob. I almost pissed my pants until I heard the law office next to us open their door and greet someone. Sometimes their dickhead clients like to sit in our…

I love him too. I don’t mind all his damage, which doesn’t speak well of my own mental health, but there you go.

This week several female clients and tenants in my office building brought up their doubts about the allegations and inferred that really, most rape and harassment allegations are fake, since there’s no way to REALLY know what happened

I stumbled across it on YouTube a couple years before it was on PBS, and I couldn’t figure out why I was so enthralled by people quietly baking in a tent. It’s so endlessly delightful and soothing

You can watch it on YouTube!

What in the fuck?!

That’s a good point

Today a friend who works in law enforcement told me she’s concerned that Trump’s minions will riot when Hillary wins. I asked if she thinks I should get out of the city on election night and she told me my neighborhood is “in the middle of everything” & not safe. It’s a pretty diverse area but there’s concentrations…

Wow, she looks so proud of this shirt. That makes me feel incredibly sad and tired.

Several of my clients have explained that it’s because Hillary is pretending to be a feminist, bc a real feminist wouldn’t have married Bill Clinton. What I have noticed, anecdotally, is that the women I know who really hate Hillary are all married to extremely controlling men. All of them have complained to me that…

I’ve been re-watching all my favorite movies from the 70's and 80's looking for movies to watch with my nieces since they are finally old enough to watch something more than Disney flicks.

Didn’t Bethanney fake being lost at sea? She pretended she was stranded and as I recall, it was disproved within a couple of hours.

I don’t think Texas wants her either. I used to live in Austin, and whenever the Bush name came up, everyone who knew high school or college would have the most scathing things to say about her. I never heard a neutral comment about her, let alone something positive.

A friend and I were very drunk in a bar in some town outside Atlanta and I dared her to grab the ass of a uniformed cop walking in front of us. I didn’t think she would actually do it, and had a moment of real terror when he stopped and looked back. He just shook his head and kept walking.

They taste so much better than what you can buy at the grocery store and it’s so fun! Have you looked at Square Foot gardening Or other small space alternatives?

I’m an acupuncturist so I have a lot of patients with orthorexia. A lot of them make their families do cleanses and control their diets when they eat at home. As far as I know, none of them have small children (I would intervene if I thought a child were being harmed) —-the kids are all high school or college age and…

I worked in the film industry for 6 years. In addition to all the wildly inappropriate shit that happens on set that kids shouldn’t see, the above the line talent is coddled and catered to in deeply unhealthy ways. I worked for people in their 40's who didn’t have the most basic life skills bc assistants and crew had…

Oh gross

You are me! I have an entire spice cupboard and I have a community garden so I can grow hard to find stuff like cucumber radish and lemon balm