The Cybertruck makes the Cybertruck look like an angular silver turd. 

I was not prepared to be this impressed.

Salute my ass and call me Captain America, because I understood that reference.

She’s not gonna make it with anyone anyhow

I mean the whole thing about the democrats killing babies is eye-rolling bullshit of the highest order but I will also concede that having a portrait of Mao in their foyer can say a lot about a person- none of which is good

Iconic. The lighting/shadows of the overpasses coupled with one of the most famous songs of the 80s......brilliant.

Those guys are hollywood. These guys are the real deal.

Found some footage of two of the guards prepping for the occupation

I’m sorry for your loss... I lost my dad to colon cancer 7 and a half years ago, and I’m still working through my grief. He was 57, and had a lot of life left to live. Cancer fucking sucks.

I’m whiter than vanilla ice cream and even I’m like “wtf is a malt? Is that like a spuckie or a tonic or a phosphate or any of a bunch of other words for food items that nobody’s used since my mom was still in diapers?”

Wear a mask you fucking clown. I’m surprised a science denier even knows what an app is. Go actually read some scientific literature you imbecile.

This book is good and you should read it. 

Your comment made me think of Lee Atwater. Cancer did seem to make him reflect on the things he did during his political career, with stated regret.

I bet Tesla is going to come out and say the roadster’s top speed is 420mph

There’s no way this isn’t another super-spreader event with the way most of the crowd is sitting shoulder-to-shoulder with no space between the rows. Some, maybe even most do appear to be wearing masks, but that only goes so far when you’re sitting packed in like that in an inside environment. There’s probably enough…

You’re making fun of him, but that $20 would go a long way towards paying his taxes.

My frustration is that nearly all manufacturers missed the transition from “manuals are for cheap loser cars only” to “enthusiasts with disposable income want manuals in their enthusiast cars.”

Agreed. I literally commented last week that jalopnik needed to hire more enthusiasts and racers and develop them as writers.

I want to see the perp walk so badly.  I can’t wait.

A review written by an experienced development driver, with technical insights and detailed descriptions of vehicle dynamics - for a moment I forgot I was on Jalopnik! Great review - would like to read more from you!