Does a Consumer Reports review of a car really matter?

When I read the Neutral: Would You Buy a New Harley If You Had the Money? I immediately thought, “No, I’d rather have an Indian.”

White versus not-white.

who clearly in the eyes of most sane people, were acting in self-defense

Came here to say that. Your time, especially vacation time, is worth quite a bit. Getting there crazy early to save some money doesn’t sound worth it.

Yes:

the Scooby-Doo knockoff pet dog

Lamont Brittingham, a current guest at Mandalay Bay, told the Daily News that he feels safe in the hotel.

“4,200... most engines aren’t even coming on the cams yet.” — That is awesome sauce.

It’s like whitewashing Tom Sawyer’s fence.

I’m so glad these two assholes had their names attached to a failed shit show of a bill.

Huh. I’ll buy that for a dollar.

He had her in the office?

H00t!

Marilyn was hardly a “young woman.”

That’s the most important point. Who is my accuser? How can I cross-examine them in court?

But it bears repeating.

but what of its less-expensive, but still non-stick friend, wax paper? Why does it exist

So my mum could wrap my Fluffernutter sandwiches all through the 60s and 70s.

“At some point, God’s telling you to fucking vote for someone else.”

Basically, if you “act up” they’ll give you an extra large pulse (bolus = ball) of anesthesia that tends to wipe out short-term memory or, given a large enough does, kills you.