Spectators too. One of the only motorsports where the crowd can help.

Oike!
Oikealla!
Long right six over crest!

The Kings of the Road by Ken W Purdy?

One of the best things about rally is that the cars are (were?) real road cars. Even the new ones have to be based off of homologated street cars.

/WRX, GTI, Saab owner

How is it that “authoritarians” are authorities on nothing?

Relativism is always bullshit.

William Gibson — You are a peasant.

Also, the possessive form of “it” doesn’t have a fucking apostrophe.

So, you’re flying commercial? Huh.

(I’m just joking.)

Note to self: edible paper.

“I have the tint put on the inside of the windows, so my public can see me but I don’t have to look at my public.”

“Main house.” I so much like.

This is a very good analysis. Side-by-side, the difference in proportions is dramatic.

Windscale —> Sellafield.

Soitanly!

Cruiser: I joined the army ‘cause my father and my brother were in the army. I thought I’d better join before I got drafted.

Did he mean emoluments?

The only guy who could get away with humming and thumping the piano.

If you built this out of solid palladium it still wouldn’t be worth $18K.

Never allow people to control the circumstances. Ever. I had a co-worker (literally TWO fucking months after I got married), decide that I was the next conquest. Never be in the same room without a witness or a reliable other.

The perfect deconstruction.