Um I love this. I love this more than the new Kendrick.

That is my peeve! Not heels per se, but people who get to the actual security line and when confronted with the conveyor belt suddenly seem astonished that they have to take off half their 12 layer dip outfit. And take their laptop out. And no you can't carry your keys. Please take your belt off, sir. gaaaahhhhh…

Heathrow Airport has a bunch of individual prep stations set about 10 feet back from the security check. So you wait in the line (queue), and then you walk up to an individual prep station (there are about twice as many of these as security check lines), take your time to prep your shit, holding up NOBODY because…

I saw a girl wearing gladiator sandals one time. Those fuckers had like 12 buckles apiece!

I get you. My shoes come off at lightening speed - it's the rest of the clothes (coat, scarf, cardigan) and all my gadgets and liquids that take fooooorever to get sorted.

Okay, honestly? I'm one of those people that dresses up to fly.

Oui.

Primantis! Oh, don't flaunt that at me when I'm three hours away from the nearest steak and cheese (#2 bestseller)!!!!!

Pittsburgh...shakes head...fries go on the side...

Wha... what is it? Is it alive?

I'm changing it back.

Fixed, sorry!

yes there are, and some of them are good. check out An Archive of Our Own

I'm almost certain your friend would have a lot to choose from. I'm going out on a limb because I've never searched P&P BDSM fanfic before but I'm guessing that it is totally out there.

I also know a person who would read this fanfic. Odd duck, that one, but she has great taste in literature.

I WOULD READ THAT I WOULD READ THAT!!!!!

Lots of people have written that. Lots and lots and lots.

I've been hearing a lot about this show. Loved Nat Faxon in Ben & Kate. Will definitely check out Married.

I know this is definitely not real, but now I'm SO hoping that "bum crevice" is actually what British people call a butt crack. Either way, it's my new favorite word and I can't wait to work it into all conversations from now on.

With his mouth. The answer is, he should retrieve it with his mouth.