Well then this should make Alec feel real fine

Damnit, Callie. Must you force me to chuckle at the antics of Justin Bieber?!

"the social media platform's problem was indeed with the nudity and not with the denim bucket hat". Brava Callie. The bucket hat continues it's demonic reign.

Surgeons, surgeons are allowed to say this.

And it's worse if you hear it you guys. I heard a clip on a morning show earlier today and *shiver*. Time to start looking into a restraining order Hillary. Hopefully this is all just a ploy to get back into the news by any means possible, but that seems like the best case scenario.

I said this already, but Aaron Carter's creepiness sure makes me feel better about still being hung up on an ex-boyfriend from 2011. At least I dated him this decade!

Yes. And if the roles were reversed, the story would be that she was a crazy stalker & super obsessive. I think anyone still pining 11 years later means underlying issues, not romantic and sweet.

These are the people who go to festivals to be seen, not because they are actual festival people.

I know it's just promotion for that new Seth Rogen movie and I DON'T CARE

Good. Most of the Kimye hate was just thinly veiled classism(and sometimes just racism).

First of all:

My significant other enjoys those types of situations. My disdain of crowds began manifesting when I was about 8.

Who the hell is voting for Caffeine over Weed?

Seriously. How the fuck is caffeine beating weed? What is wrong with these people!?

Okay, so I was visiting my boyfriend this past weekend and he was playing me this Drake song (I had never heard anything from Drake) he's obsessed with. The next day we watched the most recent Broad City and, I swear to god, both almost peed ourselves with excitement.

Yeah, but you can mix it with orange juice and drink it in the mornnnnggannng. Breakfast alcohol > all others

My Sophie's Choice is gonna be when this thing comes down to Champagne and weed.

Team Champagne . #dealwithit

Pretty sure weed is gonna take this whole thing by a mile.

TEAM WEED