Yup. It’s been 6 months now. We’ll see how much longer I last. “OH IT’S DEFINITELY HAPPENING meanwhile will u pls do all the work.” mmhm.

Was trying to come up with a cute gif, but all I have is fuck everybody.

Ah, yes. When I was hired, the job description said X amount of money. I got less then X, tried to negotiate, and was told in a year I would be bumped up. In a year, I got rave performance reviews and told I was doing everything perfectly. However, all of a sudden, “Nobody gets raises or promotions” before 2 years.…

Oh I hear in the dark gossipy corners of the internet that she’s very mean and difficult. But yes, she’s very pretty.

I also now feel like somebody saw him with a guy in the village. Also, would such a nice young guy actually date January Jones??

Also I find the Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs engagement to be the cutest thing.

Wait, what? I thought Will Forte was gay and very much out. Where do I get this information? Do I dream it?

Woah I totally thought Courtney Love’s character on Empire was supposed to basically be Mariah...

Patrick Stewart's faaace

Gigi, girl, you ever heard of 'the lady doth protest too much'?

Maybe I am not hip like all the cool kids... but isn't bone broth just... broth?

ooh I literally just posted this article on Erin's post. I am behind! Why do I do so much work at work!?!?

You're forgetting that there is a whole shadow set of cookies because we all get different ones! This is a cruel,cruel world:

We definitely walk into the office at different times. Sub g-chat for carrier pigeons and done!

Exaaactly this

Ha. good point.

This is exaaactly why my coworker/boyfriend and I have been dating for close to a year and still have told nobody about it.

Is she singing "Ma ma ma ma?"

I had thought Tiana was supposed to be Rihanna on the show. And the blonde model side chick Cara Delevingne.

Dear Giuliana,