I've been sort of 'shipping this relationship for a minute....

My mother informed me that this time flatter chests were also "in" and it was difficult for her to find clothes -we are non-euphematically 'curvy' people. Thank you, modern times, for allowing me to purchase clothing that does not squash my lady bits!

Aw, mine was Delevinguez but it does lack a certain drunken carousing. Carachelle it is.

I don't ever remember a time when having a large butt was bad. Except that one time a boy in high school told me my butt was "too bubbly," and then he got mocked for the rest of the day by wiser young men. But seriously. Sir Mixalot, anyone?

Sigh, original article says that is illegal too. :(

Um, WHAT? What about 'bottomless for 2 hours' or some kind of a time limit. I HAVE FAVORITE BRUNCH PLACES, PEOPLE. gah.

I see Shakira's "She-wolf" video in SO MUCH of this. This is my favorite song on the album though, so rock on Yonce. Rock on.

Eerily similar. Although, correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't Woody Allen's a much-awaited for response while Baldwin's more of a self-serving flounce? Was Baldwin getting that much public notice before this essay? I might just be somewhat out of the loop.

Lucille is the shit though. That's clearly what your bf was trying to say.

I got Ray in the 'Girls' quiz. Buzzfeed thinks I am mature and moody. Not inaccurate.

Yikes. Messy.

A naked date? What? No. Unless that is just a euphemism for sex. Otherwise, sounds very cold and... limited. How many places can you go naked?

I was hoping this was a thing! Fantastic! I'll add this to a list of couples that I will fanatically check on instagram and then loudly bemoan their break up.

Waiting for the Kelis + 2Chainz cookbook rapping singing bumping recipe duet. Make it happen, people.

I really need to know something: should I watch Vanderpump Rules? I used to work in a restaurant, and I was always Team Lisa... but I'm out of the reality show game. Is it worth it??

Chris from Project Runway All Stars, is that you??

I think all of this is stunning, except for tis right here. Something's off.

Work it sister.

Direct relatives of language teachers, unite.

Well, now I do have the sads.