Does this mean that the best fans in baseball are now the Dodgers?

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

By far the most common screw up I see is people stopping at the entrance even when no one is coming. People don’t know how to handle yields, even when they make things easy.

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

Word. I’m 41 and rocking it backwards right now. No apologies. I just want my hair contained without obscuring the entire top half of my field of vision.

Fuck that. I’m 39 and will not apologize for wearing my hat backwards sometimes.

...Wait, I think I know how they can keep their name.

Sometimes you eat the ass. Sometimes the ass eats you.

You’d probably end up fighting people for money.

“You gotta be from Philly to have a big dick.”

“...” -Wendell Smallwood

It’s a colder version of waterboarding

Just FYI, that’s not why you haven’t got your mare pregnant.

This might sound crazy (what doesn’t these days), but I sat down for a perfectly innocent bowl of chicken soup, and suddenly saw.. well.. *everything*

I live in an area where Verizon is the only option. I always roll my eyes when a Sprint commercial comes on acting like they cover the same areas as Verizon.

“We now go to phone line. Caller is from Omsk....hio. Now to speak...um.. Dave.”

*Watersportsgate

did he take a train?

The Offspring's original name was Shawn Kemp.

The Village People also tried to use the basketball card explanation for their original name, Topps.