Idk, I think his new one kinda looks like a Focus...

If those tires are nine months old, I am Henry Kissinger.

especially awesome since he drove it so long that he needed to swap the tail lights out. Wowzers

The lack of Insight truly is astonishing. It’s their Civic duty to be straightforward in any Accords they make and they can’t just change those agreements as they see Fit. They’re taking this poor girl on an Odyssey through the Elements and are Piloting their dealership straight for disaster because of it, if you ask…

Yo Tim, you’ve got video from two different crashes up there. Not two views of the same one.

I’m holding out for the 18.65 foot Lincoln that has the rear entertainment system known as My Ford’s Theater. It even includes a fold out booth so you can sneak right up to the back row.

Phoenix is a terible, awful, horrific nightmare of a place. You wouldnt like it here, please don’t ever come and please make sure to tell everyone in California who can’t afford a house how terrible it is, they won’t like it either!

Oh, you thought I was talking about improvised knives...

Stay in your lane pal. You know nothing about science. If you did you’d know the difference between a Law and a Theory. A Law is an established fact, like the LAW of Gravity, which is real, and a THEORY, which is just a guess. Einstein is so overrated. There’s a reason why he wasn’t hired to run the Manhattan Project…

Perhaps “doing fewer things, better” is actually a good strategy for making better products that people use more effectively and like better?

I run with compression shorts since they manage to keep me from chafing in painful, awful areas.

Any my junk flops around a lot less.

I think the President and a small group of people know exactly what his end game was.

Officer: Where you coming from?

I heard the source would only allow himself to be called “Bofa” by the press.

What difference does that make I’m looking for responsible journalism

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Yes, that was the joke they were making.

Huh, I don’t recognize that part of Union Station. But, then again, that’s not where I usually get off.

Both of my balls.