You’re not the only one. It was my first thought, too.

That’s awesome! I’m jealous!

I see what you did there....+1

Who didn’t love Jerry Orbach?

“I went from zero to Xenomorph”

“Starbucks used to have this asshole policy where you would close at 10 or whatever, but you couldn’t lock the front door until 10:10 or something, I have no idea why.”

Ditto. 4 years of Catholic high school, we had sex ed/health class where we learned about contraception (and “natural family planning” aka the rhythm method, because Catholic school). And we had standard science/biology class, nothing wiped under the table or too taboo to talk about. (Both sex ed/heatlh and bio were…

One of my best friends is a diehard 9ers fan. Once everyone started posting on his wall after the last player arrest, he just repeatedly posted this cartoon. It was fantastic.

Managers who can’t schedule are the worst. I still remember one Valentine’s Day where we were severely understaffed. V-Day fell on a Tuesday, which is yes, normally slow. But it was freakin’ Valentine’s Day and despite not being a fancypants restaurant (more corporate, family-oriented place to eat), we still got…

Normally my parents are great customers, generous tippers, etc. But one Mother’s Day, I think my mother took some crazy pills with her coffee, because she bitched about everything that our waiter did in the very, very crowded restaurant we were at to celebrate. Granted, yes, the service was slow (food/drinks took…

That Vine video up top...I was at that game. Not only was the game a nightmare, but we were also seated next to a father who proceeded to get belligerently drunk and curse and carry on in front of his 8-year-old. When the elderly gentleman (he was probably in his 70s) in front of him asked him to tone the language…

Nope. Lost any real interest after the first movie. Kinda like my overall reactions to the book series.

you mean you’ve never seen the best 36 seconds on the internet?! (spoiler in the video title)

SCOTUS & Care Bears Movie II: The New Generation FTW :)

I’m getting married in a little under four months, and my fiance and I have a bet on who will cry during the ceremony. He swears up and down he won’t cry, but he’s a crier (or as he puts it, “I’m not crying; it’s just dusty in here.”) He cries at movies, tv shows, commercials...it’s adorable. I don’t cry (much). I…

He’s definitely shown his age these playoffs. I doubt the Rangers re-sign him and after that, wouldn’t be surprised if he hangs them up.

As. NYR fan, that was just fuckin abysmal to watch live...that said, Johnson is a beast.

I wasn’t thrilled with Boyler2’s deal when it was announced, but he’s had some clutch goals. I didn’t know Stralman was making less this year — that seems insane! I assume it’s being made up on the back end with the overall contract.

Yep, totally get it.

Ditto. And ditto to your other comment re: Brian Boyle and faceoffs. I’ve always liked Boyle and my friends made fun of me for it...and now this whole season and playoffs, they’re like, damn we miss Brian Boyle.